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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Mak Aku Cakap, Bapak Aku Cakap, Kawan Aku Cakap

Mak aku cakap, jangan kejar orang yang tak suka kita, tapi pilih orang yang suka kita.
Tapi aku cakap kat mak aku, kalau aku tak suka orang tu, macam mana aku nak pilih dia?
Aku selalu cakap kat mak aku, aku ada suka satu mamat ni. Aku tanya mak aku macam mana aku nak tackle dia. Mak aku cakap, mak aku pun takde idea. Tu sebab dia cakap kat aku ayat yang kat atas tadi.

Disebabkan aku tak puas hati dengan apa yang mak aku cakap, aku cuba tanya bapak aku pula.
Aku tanya bapak aku, macam mana aku nak tackle mamat yang aku suka tu. Disebabkan mamat tu sikit-sikit ada macam 'character' bapak aku, so aku pun 'excited' la nak dengar jawapan dia.
Tapi bapak aku bagi jawapan yang pelik dan bagi aku tidak masuk akal. Aku bingung.
Mak aku cakap lain, bapak aku cakap lain. Ada ke bapak aku suruh aku pegi high-school reunion dia. Ish, tak logic. Aku bukan dari sekolah tu. Takkan la tiba-tiba je nak pegi. I got face-
lah.

Setelah beberapa bulan aku bingung, lalu aku pun bertanya kepada kawan aku.  Kawan aku cakap, kalau aku suka mamat tu, aku patut beritahu dia. Aku cakap kat kawan aku "Gila!". Kawan aku cakap what have I got to lose. Paling-paling if end up mamat tu tak suka aku, at least I will get the answer. Daripada aku simpan dalam hati macam ni dan tak buat apa-apa about it.
Aku rasa ada logiknya cakap kawan aku tu. Hmmm.

Jadi cakap siapakah yang aku patut dengar dan ikot ni?

Cakap mak aku ke, cakap bapak aku ke, cakap kawan aku?






Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Love- Murder Episode

It was late, it was dark, I was driving back home, looking forward to make love to my dad's Mac.
And suddenly I saw them. My heart was beating fast.
Oh my GOD! There was a male, and there was a female, in the dark, I think they were trying to make love.
Staring at each other they were almost still, only some parts of them were moving.
I looked at them, hoping that they wouldn't notice.
I was nervous for a slight moment, not knowing what to do.
Finally I decided to take a left and stopped my car.
Figured I will not be able to drive in sanity if I don't, I do not want to get into an accident.
I just had to do what I had to do.
I can't stand looking at them. My heart was racing like a speed bullet.
I made up my mind.
It's their lives or mine.
Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttt. I pressed the spray long and hard and suffocated them in my car. 
I will NOT let them produce anymore generations. I'm mean? I don't care.
I shall not park near the bushes again.

To hell with them cockroaches.


Sunday, December 13, 2009

Teeth

I love to see nice teeth.
I love brushing my teeth.
I love toothpaste.


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