Cantik-cantik

Malam itu habisnya lewat. Setelah selesai aku kembali memakai pakaian asalku. Baju tanah putih bermotifkan bunga abstrak berwarna hitam. Aku mengikat rambutku ketepi dengan gaya bersahaja. Kulihat wajahku didalam cermin dan senyum.Tanpa mencoletkan sebarang alat solek, ku keluar dari pintu dengan penuh konfiden. Aku menyandang beg hitam kulit berjenama Aigner dengan beg kertas free yang bakal ku buang kerana melekit dek madu yang tertumpah dalam perjalanan tadi. Madu manis sedap kubeli sebagai ubat keronkongku yang menderita kerana infeksi virus batuk, dijangkiti dari abahku yang genius.
Ku rasa something dalam hatiku sejak dari tadi. Seolah-olah ada yang sedang menungguku. Mungkin seseorang yang ada sedikit menyukai aku, atau seseorang yang aku idam-idamkan sejak aku tahu kewujudan dia di muka bumi ini? Lalu seperti biasa mindaku khayal dalam anganan yang mengalahkan si Mat Jenin. Sambil aku melangkah tapak demi tapak menuju ke keretaku yang tercinta, hatiku berdebar- debar. Syok sendiri seketika sebab memakai pakaian cantik-cantik. Aku menghidupkan enjin keretaku dan memandu ke arah jalan pulang. Setiap perjalanan pulang ke rumah, akanku lalu satu tempat ini.Wajib lalu sebab memang ke arah jalan pulang ke rumah.Ayat tadi macam redundant tapi memang itu maksud aku. Stress point. Aku terus memandu dan aku hampir tiba di tempat itu. Hatiku berdebar-debar hanya Tuhan saja yang tahu. Sreeeeeeet aku break perlahan-lahan. Dia ada. Hatiku berdebar-debar. Aku berfikir dengan pantas dan menekan pedal minyak dan terus pulang, dalam keadaan berpakaian cantik-cantik. Bukan takut. Tapi malas.Balik rumah lagi best.

Book

I am now a book.

Because I am readable.

Says someone who is not me.

WOW.

I'm impressed.

FANTASI BULAN MADU

Malam itu aku TERjumpa nama ibu mertuaku di dalam sebuah catatan oleh bakal adik ipar aku.

Kemudian aku naik kapal. Kapal besar, kapal kayu. Seperti biasa, aku terpaksa melompat ke atas kapal tersebut, di mana kalau tersilap langkah, aku akan jatuh ke dalam laut yang sangat dalam. Dan seperti biasa, aku berjaya.

Aku menaiki kapal bersama keluargaku, yang jelas mama, abah dan adik perempuanku berada denganku.

Air laut warna coklat, hijau lumut, warna tanah.

Lama sungguh di atas kapal.

Kemudian aku jumpa gambar ibu mertuaku.

Dan kemudian aku...

PANIK.

*%^&^%!@#$%

This is a special dedication to:

1. You, on that motorbike, who tried to do a U-TURN on the road where every car was going fast, and so was I. If I decided to knock you down, you could have died, or worse, you'd be alive but deformed.

2. All the bossy women around me who feel that they are perfect.

3. The pimple that has no better time to emerge than now.

4. The sore throat and fever that has to come during the critical period of a Musical Production.

5. The ******* who stole my *****.

Oh Oh!

You really want something. You really really really WANT that something.
And then, you go,

Oh Oh!

Then, you're not sure whether you really want that something.

Oh Oh!

Antiques and Cars

Many love the new.
I love the old.
For many reasons.
Hence I can't sleep.

The old has a history.
It has gone through many experiences.
It has a story.
It is tougher.

The designs are classier.
Unique.
It has attitude.
It has character.

Womanizer Womanizer!

Dear best friend,

It was late and I couldn't sleep and
I remembered of what happened
To us, to you, the past
That we had in common.

Tonight, after seeing what I saw
That he did not change
I'm glad you did
And moved on.

It was the best thing that could have ever happened to you.

Normadiah

Have you noticed that local artistes are only appreciated/remembered once they are dead?

This weekend, PETRONAS Performing Arts group will showcase several numbers which was popularized by the late Normadiah, and specially re-arranged by the talented musicians of PETRONAS Performing Arts Group.

Imbauan 2 by PETRONAS Performing Arts will be featuring Azlina Aziz and Liza Aziz, daughters of the late artist. Along with the talented sisters, PPAG will also be featuring Musly Ramlee who starred as P.Ramlee in the second P.Ramlee The Musical at Istana Budaya in 2008.

Q. Who is Normadiah?
A. Norma binti Abdullah was born in Manado, Sulawesi, Indonesia. She was acting with P.Ramlee a lot. Not only she can act and sing, she was also a choreographer. The song 'Sri Dewi Malam' was originally sung and popularized by Normadiah. She had 2 daughters Azlina and Liza during her marriage with Aziz Jaafar who was a fellow artist himself.

Q. Is that her real name?
A. No. Her name was Edith Sumampouw,and she converted to Islam at the age of 18 years old.
It was A.R Tompel who named her Normadiah.

Q. Why are they doing her songs?
A. To appreciate those who were talented but somewhat forgotten.

Come watch the show.
IMBAUAN 2.
DEWAN FILHARMONIK PETRONAS
TWIN TOWERS
13th- 14th FEB 2010.

For tickets and info, please visit:

www.dfp.com.my or
www.mpo.com.my

For more info on Normadiah, just google or wiki her.

Goodnight.

p/s : Don't forget to spot the Assistant Stage Manager for both nights. A little bird told me that she's hot.

Yin and Yang

When I am Yin, you are Yang.
When I am Yang, you are Yin.

Sometimes I wonder whether you do that on purpose merely for your own pleasure and satisfaction.

The thing is, you are never Yang.
You are always Yin.

And knowing you who is always being a Yin to me, would respond to me and say that you are Yang after reading the statement above.

I becchaa!!!

The Subconcious

One night, a girl who is currently PMSing and bloating like a frog was asleep, and dreamed of 2 things:

1. Happily hugging a new boss
2. An eye-candy sour-plum's girlfriend.

And she woke up wondering what it meant.

1. She should change jobs?
2. That she should forget about eye-candy sour plum?

Or

1. Quit her current job.
2. That eye-candy sour plum is on his way...

Rentung

I was going in when I heard the voice.

Louder and louder it became.

I looked around and searched for where it came from.

And then I found it, screaming at me this time.

I picked it up, examined her carefully.

It was worth keeping, thus I bathed it and

I think IT is actually a she.

IT is Rentung.

Sexist

It's hard to be sexist when you actually love the fact that GOD created the opposite sex for whatever reasons.

And yet I am.

A sexist. A feminist.