Thursday, November 10, 2011

Your Time Will Come

Ronald hates McDonald's and you know why. Although boys his age found this fast-food joint as being 'cool', he thought otherwise.

Rania loves McDonald's and you know why. Which girl would not want to be hanging out at the coolest joint where the coolest 5 year-old boys are at?

Ronald likes Rania and you know why. She's the girl that every 5-year old boy wants to be with.

Since Ronald likes Rania so much he rides his bike to McDonald's everyday and hid behind the bushes and observed Rania. Everyone knows Ronald hates McDonald's.

Richard is Ronald's grandfather and often he caught Ronald snooping on Rania, but he kept quiet, and you know why. Everyone knows when one is in love.

Ronald saw that Rania loves Fillet-O-Fish and you know why. Because it's delicious.

Ronald decided to put his likes and hates aside finally, he bought a Fillet-O-Fish after his 10th time observing Rania eating her favorite item.

Ronald waited for Rania to come. When Rania arrived, Ronald, nervous, gave Rania his sweetest smile and attempt to hand her the Fillet-O-Fish. Rania shook her head, pushed Ronald and ran away.

Disappointed and heartbroken, Ronald rode off on his bicycle bringing the Fillet-O-Fish with him.

When he got home, Ronald gently handed the Fillet-O-Fish to his grandfather.

Guessing what might have happened, Richard smiled and took the Fillet-O-Fish in his hands, gave a manly hug to a tearing Ronald and said " My child, one day, one fine day my child, your time will come, and you know why. Just like this Fillet-O-Fish I've been wanting and waiting for you to buy".


Thursday, September 1, 2011

Women These Days

Woman 1: So what is it about this guy that you like so much?

Woman 2: He's good with kids, he's great with housework, and he knows how to make me awesome coffee...

Monday, July 11, 2011

Random Discoveries

"I guess love is when though you are in a crowd, a party, or hanging around with a lot of hot people, you can't keep that one person's face out of your mind, and heart, and you wish that you were actually spending your time with that person instead. Disregarding the fact of whether or not that person would feel the same way about you or not- that's a different story altogether."

You will only have the courage to send a text such as the above to a person if you are really sure of your feelings towards him/her. See what staying up late can do to you. Wee hours of the morning reveals new discoveries. And unexpected courage.

Sunday, May 1, 2011


So I met this girl once upon a time in a dance class and thought she was really hot.
Not only she was beautiful, she had a pleasant character. I was surprised she wasn't a snob. That was what made her hotter. I saw her once a week, and loved the way she danced. It's amazing how one girl could give you such motivation by just... being there.
After graduating, I never saw her again. I lost my 'antique' phone, so I've lost her number. Facebook was non-existent then and I forgot to take her Friendster ID. I doubt she even had one. Or maybe she had. The point is we've lost touch.

A few years later when I've stopped dancing, I met a guy. I was really attracted to this guy even though he wasn't the hottest guy I've ever had but I loved being around him. I laughed at his jokes, he teased mine. We could talk and tell each other everything. I was falling in love with him when we found out we liked the same girl. To make it worse, she was the love of his life. They actually dated. I felt a rush of jealousy going through my veins.

Now she's married to a man who lies to her. Only the guy and I know this. So sad. This guy I was seeing actually said that he'd definitely marry her if she got divorced or widowed.

There was a sudden silence. I didn't know whether I was jealous because he loved her so much or the fact that we both loved the same girl.

I think it was the latter.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Slam the Slang!

Ye kew. U buat aper tew. N@k p3gi manew.

U jgn baLeyk Mal@m m@lam taw...

U dah mam...?

Me : Bahasa apa ni. Nak mam? Mam apa ? Mampus?