Monday, March 17, 2008

G.E.M.O.K

Gemuk is a Malay Word for FAT. Many women are afraid of this word.

Many women are afraid of being FAT.

But in certain parts of the world, being FAT is 'in'-like TOTALLY (say it in Gay Style)...

In Saudi Arabia, FAT resembles WEALTH. If a wife is not FAT enough, it reflects that the husband is NOT RICH ENOUGH
as the wife has not been fed enough.

In UGANDA, if you are a woman, THE FATTER means THE HOTTER and you are worth even MORE. (Yeah Baby!)

But here in Asia, FAT means Dooms Day.

It means, to face the crowd with enough shield and preparation as you will hear comments such as the ones below:

" Eiii dah gemok!"
"oii sihat betul kau!"
" Eh ko mcm dah berisilah!"
" OMG, WOT HAPPENED TO YOU???"
" Ermm I'm selling some slimming pills..tell me if you're interested"
" I didn't know you were pregnant??"

Kesian kan? It's not easy to be a woman in Malaysia.

So sad.

What can I say but.." DIET-lah!" and don't forget to exercise.

If tak jadi jugak, ermm..I suggest..Marry and Arab Guy or let us all run to UGANDA. hehe.

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